Poem -

A Horsey Type Grin

A Horsey Type Grin

Have you ever seen a horsey grin

They've got humongous amounts of teeth

Their dentist bill must be atrocious

It's almost beyond belief

Whenever they get a toothache

They feel it right down to their hoofs

You can hear their screams over in China

They just about hit the roof

Really feel sorry for these equine types

They're usually such amiable sorts

They never complain if you're 300 pounds

They're such amazing good sports

Named him “Toothy”, this friend of mine

Tell him, “Brush those dentures real good!”

The cost of a plate of false teeth for horsies

Is astronomical in all likelihood

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Georgina Richardson

hi handsome,

I just love that grin it`s REALLY a grin isn`t it? I think his name is hilarious too. Well done for another great and funny piece sweetie I really enjoyed it. You made me laugh just like you always do and I need that at the moment sweetie because it`s the worst time of the year for me at the moment. I love you sweetie.

G xxxxoooo

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Jack Ellison

Awww! I just can't wait for each message from you, my dearest friend!

"it`s the worst time of the year for me at the moment" Now I'm upset... not something I want to hear! If you'd like to share... I'm listening! If not, I'll understand sweetie! Hope it rights itself soon! I love you a whole big bunch too, my dear Georgie Girl... Jack xxxxxxxx

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Georgina Richardson

To answer your question Jack I need you to read my poem called THE BRIDGE and my reply`s to the comments. I love you babe and I need you very much right now. Love G xx

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