A hypocrites mind.

If there’s one thing I hate it’s waiting on the crosswalk to turn green.
If there’s one thing I hate it’s having to wait for the people on the crosswalk.
If there’s one thing I hate it’s the process of getting old.
If there’s one thing I hate it’s young kids being dumb.
If there’s one thing I hate it’s being told no.
If there’s one thing I hate it’s having to say no.
If there’s one thing I hate it’s having to wake up early to be on time.
If there’s one thing I hate it’s being late.
If there’s one thing I hate its when movies don’t have a happy ending.
If there’s one thing I hate it’s predictable movies.
And trust me,
If there’s one thing I hate it’s not you.
It’s me.