A narrow escape 🤣

When he blurts out “Miss I have thoroughly read and understood all of the pages” in his sly, honest disguise

Butter couldn’t melt in his after breakfast mucky mouth, as this teacher stares into deceptive, earnest eyes

Huh who is Luke trying to kid, coz Miss Atkinson has heard it all before, this woman is wise..

“Okay everybody” She addresses the rest of his class

“Let us listen to Luke Winters” as he slithers like a snake in the grass

“Luke has learned all about Christianity” he hangs his hollow head feeling crass

“Come out to the front Luke lad and face your pupils” his teacher shouts bold as brass..

Luke reluctantly clambers from his chair

Yuk the boy behind him has spilled some glue everywhere

So Luke slips on the slimy stuff and lands with his feet upside down in mid air..