A NATION OF PLONKERS

The British nation must be a nation of plonkers 
Standing hours to pay for Christmas food we must be bonkers
Most people are off work for just the one day 
The amount of food people buy is crazy I must say 

I was thinking to myself as I waited my turn 
I should have got up earlier this lesson I will never learn 
The man next to me said we chose the wrong till 
The lady opposite was presented with a very large bill 

All I went in for was a pork pie and a bottle of squash 
I paid up quickly and parted with my dosh 
Next Christmas I will not follow the masses or the trend 
Shopping for Christmas food drives me round the bend