'Not So Golden Age'

The words on the label are smaller Iām sure
Thatās why I canāt read them like I did before.
And as for the tops on the jar of my jam,
I need bigger biceps now, just like a man.
To look in the mirror and see a grey hair
and know that my chin has a few growing there.
When thinking of gifts that the family could buy
itās electric blankets that now catch my eye
those Ā handsome young men in my youth that were there,
now only stand up to give me their chair.
The wine glass at arms reach has now been replaced,
and Ā pink grinning Ā dentures in soak are showcased.
The once perky boobies have sadly gone south,
and lipstick now bleeds in the cracks round my mouth.
My eyes squint to read and my knees have a squeak
and laughing and coughing Ā could cause me to leak.
Yet whilst all these things could just lead me to seethe
at least Ā when I wake up- Iām thrilled I still breathe!
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Comments
Excellent poem and story, pinned it.
oh bless you Gerard ! so pleased you enjoyed it xx
Oh I know lady L, so many bits have stopped working I've forgotten what some of them were for !
Great write, your creaking friend
Nigel
And I just read Bring It On and it's brilliant. You must invite me to your eightieth, I'll come down on the Bonnevile and bring plenty of herb.
So pleased you enjoyed them hun ..My eightieth is quite a way off yet- thankfully- but if it means kicking up some dustĀ on the backĀ of the Bonnevile..thenĀ 'creaky Nigel'..... 'Bring it On!!!!Ā xxx
By then I might need a very fast guide dog to run alongside but I'd still give it a go.
do they do a model with a sidecar?????
Well you can put a chair on anything but I don't think that would help the dog tell me where to go. Nope bionic greyhound is the only way to go.
āthose Ā handsome young men in my youth that were there,
now only stand up to give me their chair.ā
this line made me smile! Nicely done.
Thanks so much JG, really appreciate your comments!!... Having written someĀ quite morose pieces just lately, I felt we all needed a little lift and if it raised a smile then..job done!Ā I'm happy! xx
Loved it!
if your not there
you wonāt understand
Every day spent above ground is a win!
so weāll poeted!
john
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