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'Not So Golden Age'

'Not So Golden Age'

The words on the label are smaller I’m sure
That’s why I can’t read them like I did before.
And as for the tops on the jar of my jam,
I need bigger biceps now, just like a man.
To look in the mirror and see a grey hair
and know that my chin has a few growing there.
When thinking of gifts that the family could buy
it’s electric blankets that now catch my eye
those Ā handsome young men in my youth that were there,
now only stand up to give me their chair.
The wine glass at arms reach has now been replaced,
and Ā pink grinning Ā dentures in soak are showcased.
The once perky boobies have sadly gone south,
and lipstick now bleeds in the cracks round my mouth.
My eyes squint to read and my knees have a squeak
and laughing and coughing Ā could cause me to leak.
Yet whilst all these things could just lead me to seethe
at least Ā when I wake up- I’m thrilled I still breathe!
Ā 

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lodigiana

oh bless you Gerard ! so pleased you enjoyed it xx

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Nigel Cresswell...

Oh I know lady L, so many bits have stopped working I've forgotten what some of them were for !
Great write, your creaking friend
Nigel

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Nigel Cresswell...

And I just read Bring It On and it's brilliant. You must invite me to your eightieth, I'll come down on the Bonnevile and bring plenty of herb.

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lodigiana

So pleased you enjoyed them hun ..My eightieth is quite a way off yet- thankfully- but if it means kicking up some dustĀ  on the backĀ  of the Bonnevile..thenĀ  'creaky Nigel'..... 'Bring it On!!!!Ā  xxx

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Nigel Cresswell...

By then I might need a very fast guide dog to run alongside but I'd still give it a go.

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lodigiana

do they do a model with a sidecar?????

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Nigel Cresswell...

Well you can put a chair on anything but I don't think that would help the dog tell me where to go. Nope bionic greyhound is the only way to go.

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John Prophet

ā€œthose Ā handsome young men in my youth that were there,
now only stand up to give me their chair.ā€
this line made me smile! Nicely done.

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lodigiana

Thanks so much JG, really appreciate your comments!!... Having written someĀ  quite morose pieces just lately, I felt we all needed a little lift and if it raised a smile then..job done!Ā  I'm happy! xx

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John DeFoore Jr

Loved it!
if your not there
you won’t understand
Every day spent above ground is a win!
so we’ll poeted!
john
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