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A Party Under The Floor

A Party Under The Floor

Here's a subject
Haven't written bout before
Whad'ya think's living
Under the floor

Lately heard noises
Like a party or such
Like people laughing
And drinking and stuff

A vivid imagination
Been accused of having
Maybe the medication
Is why it's happening

Sure like to join 'em
Wherever they are
Got beer in the fridge
And snacks on the bar

Are you maybe thinking
I'm losing my grip
Then you'd all be wrong
This dude's real hip

A vivid imagination
Is all that it is
Making life interesting
There's nothing amiss

So relax everybody
Just having some fun
Don't mean no harm
I love everyone

MMMMUUUAAAAAAA!
(That's a great big smackeroonie!)

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