Poem -

A PERFECT SPY (LITTLE GIRAFFE)

One helluva story I heard the other day
Couldn't believe the words I have to say 
I'm sure you are wanting to know what I read
What was written and what was said

I am dear friend cannot tell you what 
For I'm a perfect spy and would be shot
Passed this information to my contact abroad 
Making sure all the facts were properly stored 

I have a code name like all proper spies do
This is something that I can pass onto you 
Here it is and please promise don't laugh 
My code name is the little giraffe 

I bet you find this code name rather silly 
Not my choice given by top brass in Chile 
If you excuse me I now have to leave 
Some more interesting stories I have to receive

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