A Rare Phenomenon

A rare phenomenon in these here parts
This odd meteorological display
A large scary object appeared in the sky
Hovering over us to our dismay

What could it be, are we all gonna die
Have a feeling the end is near
Gather the kiddies and head for the hills
About swallowed my dentures in fear

The thing's so bright we shield our eyes
With designer type shades by Dior
Can't remember ever being so damn scared
Terrified right down to my core

Then I heard on today's six o'clock news
Weather will be great so have fun
Explaining this real scary occurrence
It's the object we know as the sun