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A Room With A View

A Room With A View

My friend Roger’s father, owned a motel forty miles away;
We decided to spend a free night there, on a Summer’s Saturday!
We were going to be Seniors, when school began again;
Two horny little devils, looking for girls, the night to spend!

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We swam, showered, and went to dinner, then to the racing track;
To bet on some trotters that were running, try to make some jack!
While there we spotted two cute girls, who smiled and said “Hello”;
We struck up a conversation, then said “You we’d like to know”!

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We spent the races all together, then went out to grab a bite;
We got a booth and snuggled closely, then asked, “Would you like to spend the night?”!
They both nodded in agreement, so to our motel room off we sped;
Four awestruck puerile teenagers, with each other would we bed!

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We started with some kissing, lots of loud laughter too;
Someone must have complained, for off the handle the night manager flew!
All of a sudden we heard the phone ring, sounding more like a sonic boom;
It was Roger’s father screaming, “Get those broads out of that room”!

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We got dressed and quickly ran out, wondering if the clerk had called the cops;
We dropped the girls off at their own car, then I drove us back home nonstop!
His father was waiting when we got there, Roger said “my ass he’s gonna chew”;
Although free, poor Roger paid such a high price, for the Room That Had A View!

 

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Syd

Ha ha. Excellent Larry 

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Larry Ran

Hi Syd,

Thank you for your lovely "view" point.

Peace and Love,
Larry xxx

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Greg Etsell

great story one thing you didn't say is if you got in trouble to

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Larry Ran

Hi Greg,

No, actually, when I got home, and my parents saw a big hickey on my neck, they thought it was really cool.

Peace and Love,
Larry xxx

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Lorna

Hi Larry, this really made me laugh...poor Roger :)

Roger found much "love" on senior night
locked the hotel room door real tight
he'd found a pretty girl to snuggle
Dad found him without a struggle
Room with a view OR expensive plight
 Love
Lorna 
xxxx

 

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Larry Ran

My Dear Lorna,

Two teenage boys so excited
Found two girls in whom they delighted
But fate stepped in
Before love could begin
And left them all unrequited

Hugs, Peace and Love,
Larry xxx

 

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Lily Cas

Haha this is quite funny, made my sad self smile :) really great! 

xxxLily

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Larry Ran

Hi Lily,

So nice to meet you and I'm glad I brought a smile to your face.  You might be happy to know that I'm going to comment on your latest two poems today, and am looking forward to getting to know you.

Peace and Love,
Larry xxx

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