A short poem about my dog

Let me tell you about my dog
My dog is friendly just like my friend Lee
My dog chases balls all day like he's at Wembley
My dog wears a collar like poorly raised children
My dog won't convert to a pound like 48 shillings
My dog doesn't start beef like a vegan cooking dinner
Maybe that's why lately he's been looking thinner
My dog doesn't need a muzzle like someone who hates seafood
My dog Israeli old like he speaks hebrew
Also his name is Shark.