Poem -

A Sloth and His Stash

A Sloth and His Stash

Dwells in the basement
of his mother's home
once a promising
Harvard Attorney
now is consumed
to smoking weed
from his stash

Though he could
have had a great
career
as he possessed
a fancy degree
the slothful counselor
preferred to spend his
time eating chocolate
Ho's Ho's
and partaking
from the devil's
tree
Growing up
with a mom
who could not
say no
and inheriting
daddy's retirement
IRA Roth
quickly inspired
the 35 yr old
to live a life
of laziness
and become
labeled the
neighborhood
SLOTH

Thereby being
unrepentful
of the state
his soul
was in
The Fool
became
one of
the biggest
transgressors
of the worst
seven deadly
sins.......
 

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