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A story from my ex

Today I was told
A little  story from my  lovely ex
No its not all raunchy 
And nope not even any sex

She said that I am evil 
She said that I am bad
Also I'm a scrounger 
Its all a little sad

But then I realised 
Those words 
Can't be about me
As those little quotes she said 
Fit her so perfectly

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Brian D

Oh, I absolutely love this! Very good. I laughed out loud!

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