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A Trip To Mars

A Trip To Mars

Who wants to go to Mars?
Be forewarned, the round trip is three years
now I'll ask again... who wants to go to Mars?
if you've got an urgent surgery approaching
like a heart transplant or leg replacement
perhaps a postponement would be wise
however, if you're ninety-seven you'll surely
want to get back for some cake
okay, I'm being silly again...
must apologize how about a trip to
Jamaica or Rangjung?

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