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A WHIM

A WHIM

One day, my wife
Gave me a kiss
So I asked her why
Now why is this

 
She said that she
Felt bad for me
So I quizzed her, what
What can it be

 
She said it’s just
Because you see
I’m real cute
And you’re, ugly

 
Oh, I’m just joking, she then chuckled
Do not get, yourself all riled
And as she turned to walk away
She winked, and then she smiled
BOEMS by JA 48   

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