A Woman's Perspective

You think I'm stupid, don't forget I was hired,
I won 'The Apprentice' but I was still fired,
a friend of mine has recently beaten men at darts,
give me/us some credit instead of measuring my parts.

God made us as a friend, even took a rib out of you,
so you've got something less than me, get in the queue,
you shouldn't leave me, it would be good if you believe me,
I'll give you magic and a good share of mystery.

Don't treat me like a plaything, just respect me boy,
how many times have I been left like a discarded toy,
now it's my turn to deprive you of your dessert,
you have to realize what it's like to get hurt.

You see the picture, now it's all history,
but just remember, you probably murdered me.

NB. An extra rib may be a fallacy
       but is suitable for this text!