Aches and Pains

Aches and pains, joints a creaking
Driving me insane
Knees go crack, hips dislodge
I’m walking like John Wayne!

Lines and wrinkles, needs some filler
These creases need to go
I also need a miracle cure
For the pain in my big toe!

Boobs headed south, hair’s gone thin
My backside's got too fat
Eyes can’t see much anymore
I’m almost blind as a bat!

My hearings gone I need an aid
And now the battery died
This age that’s creeping up on me
I really can’t abide!

© Bev Haigh