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Achey ‘Teef’ ??

Achey ‘Teef’ ??

Sticky licky toffee is becoming a mischief, clustered in claggy clumps inbetween me teef.. dam thing is as yummy as hell.. tis as sweet as can be.. but Oh my God how my teef are hurtin’ me...??

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A Lonely Journey

Hi Jillian! 
I missed you!! I've been detained by aliens in a large, UFO-ey craft, but I'm back now. I love your silly writes, as much as your beautiful writes, and you have a wonderful personality. 
How are you? 
Hugs, 
Matthew. 

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Jill Tait

Aww Thanks Matthee gud to see u again lad n yup I is dandy as a dandelion ?❤️?❤️

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A Lonely Journey

Hi Jillian, 
I'm glad you're well. And yes, you ARE dandy as a dandelion. I love the yellow, sprouting leaflets that protrude from your head, then change to white, flying things after a while, and your skinny, little stem body. You're great. 
Hugs, 
Matthew. 

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A Lonely Journey

Hey Jill, 
Do you remember that time, when we were in 5th grade, and you accidentally set my hair on fire with a bunsen burner? Gosh, I loved that day. Thanks, M. 

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