“Adam & Eve It”

We were stood in a snakey very long queue
At the checkin for our aeroplane
Feelin’ excited but blue

Whilst it was seven or more hours since we arrived in this place
Long delays with mayhem was a darn right disgrace

Never-the-less we were bound for sunny weather
We were going away
Jetting off into the sunset for our holiday

There was a lame limping lady & a wheel chair with her bloke
They were in a different queue to us
It was the speedy boarding joke

So when the airline assistant took hold of the lady’s arm
She aided her to her departure
This woman hobbled with alarm

Of course her wheel chair bloke was by her side
As our queue moved along for them
Parting far & wide

At last we were on our carriage
Sat at the rear of the plane
It was in the nick of time
I felt like I was going insane

Four hours later we have made it at last
Tho I listened to my ipod so the journey passed fast

In a hurry with our hand luggage we were standing waiting for our cases
Directly infront of me were two total waste of spaces

Well remember the two infirm people who were helped on the plane
Huh would you ‘Adam & Eve it’
Both were absolutely right as rain

She was drunk as a skunk looking the worse for wear
But I can well assure you
There was no disability there

Her man wasn’t much better
Mind you they looked a healthier sight
Where was his wheelchair now
With his ‘Sorry-state’ plight

Don’t these fake folk make you feel so sick
Abusing our British system
They really get on my wick

A minority of ‘Good-for-nothings
All out for what they can get
Probably better off than the majority
But with a greedy mindset