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SEXUAL ADDICTION?

SEXUAL ADDICTION?

Is there really an illness, called sexual addiction?

Are there any hard facts to prove it's not fiction?

Philanderers plead innocence, using this lame excuse

There's a biological reason, their behaviour is loose!

Doc's blame confidence, citing low self esteem

It makes men feel better, the more girls they can cream!

Seems like the perfect alibi, without fear of citation

You  can 'bone' who the hell you want, with a medical explanation!

Men, the stats say, think about sex every six seconds

Who the hell's counting? Is the question that beckons

A genius of an illness, it must be man made

Only a man could suffer AND get laid

Are women immune, or do they feel it too?

They're already more sexually powerful..... so we're fucked if they do!

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Tina Moore

LOL  great  write jason ,hope some doc's read this   tina x

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Jason Lee

Cheers Tina, alot of experience went into this poem lol!!

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Jason Lee

ha ha, cheers Tracy going off your latest poetry i did wonder lol!!!:)

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Jason Lee

Cheers Susan much appreciated :)

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Tracy Timothy

no idea what ya mean ?? lol takes one to know one

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Jason Lee

HAHA what are you trying to say Tracy ;)

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BLOSSOM

A very witty clever write Jason!  Nice to know who are the stronger sex though lol!! :)

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Paul Carroll

super poem well done jason wish i could write like that, well done´´ 

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