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ADDICTION TO JELLY

ADDICTION TO JELLY

This is a poem of a girl called Shelly 
Who was 7 years old and addicted to jelly 
This poor girl had a terrible time 
Choosing her flavour be it strawberry, raspberry or lemon and lime 

Now Shelly the girl addicted to jelly 
Went to New York and Delhi 
In the hope to find a solution and cure 
This proved to be useless as she only wanted more 

Poor Shelly the girl addicted to jelly 
It was now affecting her belly 
For she was getting bigger around the waist 
Jelly was all she wanted to taste 

The option for Shelly the girl addicted to jelly 
Was not on the radio or the telly 
She needed to put an end to this reoccurring theme 
So she went to the doctors who prescribed a little cream

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John Astley

I love this humourous ryhme and welcome to Cosmofunnel.

Cheers

John

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