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ADDICTION TO WASHING

ADDICTION TO WASHING

The addiction he had was unusual for sure
Whenever he washed he wanted to wash some more
First thing in the morning he washed his face
Half an hour later he washed a different place

While his mates play pool at the local pubĀ 
This man decided he would have a quick scrub
Meal times this man decided he would not eat
For him instead a quick wash of his enormous feet

As most of you at night think of sleeping and bed
This man decided to taking a bath insteadĀ 
This addiction proved difficult as you can see
However this man is certainly cleaner than you and me

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Terry Kay

Kieran, Another winner...so funny and uplifting..Love, Terry Kay

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