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Airplane III

Airplane III

The world is laughing at the United States of America
They can't believe this powerful, great nation
Could have elected this child-like, uneducated buffoon
It's absolutely beyond comprehension, it's mind blowing
It's like, β€œAirplane III” coming to your local cinema
And the next President of America will be Leslie Neilson

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Jack Ellison

Enough people were convinced he was the right man for the job! Live and learn!!! Love, Happy Jack XOXΒ ?????

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Randy Johnson

I know that Trump isn't a great President, but Hillary would've been no better.

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Jack Ellison

Must disagree... but NOBODY could be worse!!!!!

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