Alien Immigration

Aliens have recently taken over my mind
They're a friendly lot, they are
Obsessed by the pretty women we have
And the love of our fancy cars
They say they're thinking of immigrating
Warned them it's not a bed of roses
Got a bunch of yahoos running the show
Amazing the problems it poses
Many of us live in the lap of luxury
Others don't have enough to eat
Power trips are the crux of our problems
We must have servants at our feet
So the choice is yours my alien friends
Don't know what it's like back home
Might think of checking out other planets
This is not the best one known
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Considering there is only a 3 percent difference between us and chimpanzees i often wonder if aliens were 3% smarter then us what they think of humans. "Oh Zork look at all those Earthlings aren't they cute? I wonder what they taste like?"
Hey Kimmie... love your take on the subject!!! Bang on! LOL