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Alien Immigration

Alien Immigration

Aliens have recently taken over my mind

They're a friendly lot, they are

Obsessed by the pretty women we have

And the love of our fancy cars

They say they're thinking of immigrating

Warned them it's not a bed of roses

Got a bunch of yahoos running the show

Amazing the problems it poses

Many of us live in the lap of luxury

Others don't have enough to eat

Power trips are the crux of our problems

We must have servants at our feet

So the choice is yours my alien friends

Don't know what it's like back home

Might think of checking out other planets

This is not the best one known

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Kimmy Alan

Considering there is only a 3 percent difference between us and chimpanzees i often wonder if aliens were 3% smarter then us what they think of humans. "Oh Zork look at all those Earthlings aren't they cute? I wonder what they taste like?"

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Jack Ellison

Hey Kimmie... love your take on the subject!!! Bang on! LOL

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