All Because I Farted

All because I secretly farted,
My true love and I have parted.
She ran for the door,
And won't come back no more.
I was only just getting started.

I wish I was able to tell,
How bad it would actually smell.
I'll never forget her face,
Leaving with such haste,
And the words she sreamed "what the hell."

Right behind after her I darted,
Hoping she wouldn't be so guarded.
Kind of puts tears in my eyes,
Thoughts of never being able to apologize.
This happened all because I farted.