ALL BETS ARE OFF

Don't waste your money on this tired old nag 
The bookies have this one in the bag 
This horse will never win this race in a million years
He only has reverse and neutral gears 

I suggest you put your money on the favourite horse
Always knows his way around this long and tiring course
However what do I know betting is a mugs game 
Maybe the tired old nag will put the other horses to shame

So if you want to go to the bookies and fancy a little flutter
Bet on golf instead for that Tiger Woods is a decent putter