All hope

There goes all bets

My horse just tripped

My bulldog limps

Long shift no tips

Just stepped in shit

My van seats ripped 

My new mugs chipped

My grandpa slipped 

There goes both hips

The cats been nipped 

Coyotes yipp

My arms go limp 

My songs all skips 

The bench just flipped 

Got one fat lip

They sunk the ship

Emptied my clip

My pants don't fit

Can hardly sit

Can't find my bic

Can't get this lit

Just lost my mitt

I might just quit