Amelie Beth Harris - Born December 1st, MCMLVII

A bouncing baby girl did await,
asper occasion
about nine months
ex post facto,

when vibrant parents
eagerly did copulate
consigning thrifty
mechanically engineered

genes from Boyce Harris,
and licensed
practical nursing traits,
viz Harriet Harris

which call of the wild
to pro create,
sans the natural
sequence of events

destined to happen
after first date
processes of biological
reproduction didst emanate

delivered courtesy of UPS
(United Pelican/
Stork Service),
who delivered bundle of joy

to afore
mentioned young couple
at their designated residence
in Patterson, New Jersey

luck of the draw
paired chromosomes,
where resultant daughter
matured into a great

socially conscious
person genetically
gifted her physiognomy
with aesthetically

pleasing physique,
and during puberty
bosom did amply inflate
racking up immediate late

tent of lads pulsating, quivering,
and raging red bull
stud ding, and drip
ping with testosterone

approximately backtrack in time
(741 months, 3180.72 weeks
22265.04 days,
534360.96 hours ago),

when ejaculated slime
gave this sole jarring brother
the reason for this rhyme
and served as "big sister"

buffer in prime
merrily when yours truly,
when my mere existence
ranked (to mean
bullies) as a crime.