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AMERICAN ENGLISH

AMERICAN ENGLISH

Dedicated to the newlyweds Tony and Cherie....

American English is difficult to understandΒ 
In this poem I will give you a helping handΒ 
Us Brits use the underground to go about our dayΒ 
If you were in America of course it's the subwayΒ 

French fries are America's favourite dishΒ 
Here in England it's chips we have with our fishΒ 
In America if you are ill you visit a drugstoreΒ 
We call it a chemist in England that is for sureΒ 

So if you see Americans come to England on vacationΒ 
They are having a holiday in our great nationΒ 
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