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An Early One...Two Punch From Ole Man Winter...

An Early One...Two Punch From Ole Man Winter...

Temporarily revealed, (and muffled
purported "mulish witch hunt")
by meticulous Robert Mueller,
whose punishing investigation

re: garding Russian
United States (2016) electioneering,
a convincing report will weave
storied United States law enforcement

and counterintelligence,
a pre Thanksgiving surprise,
"he" whipped out more'n one
huge pinwheeling Jeff snow Flake

from his huge
billowy cloud shaped sleeve,
while "other gods/goddesses
on Mount Olympus,

could only stare in
jaw dropping envy,
as "Blizzard King" strove
to recoup lost ground,

where "sky the limit"
maxim his to retrieve
with intent (and success),
sans thought him

"Duh Big Chill guy"
tubby all bluster, swagger,
and "FAKE" trumpeter, peeve,
hush, (asper cold dead ringer

of Polar Vortex fame),
thus truthfully, modestly, and
gleefully inconveniencing, humbling,
and disabling large swath

of Mid Atlantic leave
ving coastal inhabitants
dumbfounded
at literal "snow show," by Jeeve

turning early afternoon
into somber greatful dead,
where if one listened
closely immortal souls

clearly didst unequivocally heave
November 15th, 2018
to quaint currier and ives
into Adam picturesque Eve

did not deceive
which thick "curtain of white,"
many Earthlings desperately cleave
ving to one another,
would not believe

meteorological phenomena pulled off
without a hitch, anything
but an April
Fools Joke any mortal
specifically named Matthew Scott
Harris could achieve.

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