Poem -

Sex Analogy

author
James Curtis Geist
Sex Analogy

My buddy's
Dad use
to say
sex is
like a
sneeze.

Ahh,
Ahhh,
Ahhhh,
Ahhhhhhhhh
Choo!

He also
use to 
say if
you partake,
ALWAYS
wear
your 
raincoat.

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Total votes: 3
Tags: 
Advice Youth
Poetry Genre: 
Freestyle
Topic: 
Humour
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