And they said romance was dead...

She said happy valentine’s day. He said yeah.

She said did you like my card. He said what oh yeah.

Then he said ta.

She said shall we go out. He said as long as we’re back for the match.

She said oh yeah.

He said and you wear those black stockings.

She said they’re laddered. He said oh.

He said where to then. She said I don’t mind.

He said the feathers it is then. She said the feathers

In a surprised tone.

He said well you said you didn’t mind. She said yes but.

He said then we don’t have to get back for the match. She said okay.

She said does this dress look alright. He said I prefer the red one. She said really.

He said hello yes no mate about half an hour.

Into his mobile phone.

She said who was that. He said the lads.

Then he said get a move on love I said we’d be there in half an hour. She said but. He said what.

She said you go I’ll come down in a bit.

He said ok love see you in a bit.

She said yeah see you.