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Ankle Bracelet

My cousin is wearing an ankle bracelet because he got in trouble with the police.

He's always getting himself in trouble, his mischievousness will never cease.

He was given the ankle monitor and placed under house arrest.

Just thinking about his situation is enough to make a person depressed.

Don't be like my cousin, never commit a crime.

Because if you do, you'll end up doing time.

(This is a true story.)

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