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ANN TWERP

This little tale is about a lady named Ann Twerp 
Belgian beer she just loved to drink and slurp  
Brussels of course were devoured at Christmas time 
I'm sure you can see the theme of this amusing rhyme 

Ann loved to visit Belgium and whenever she went 
Top of her list was of course the city of Ghent 
She sometimes went to Belgium with her friend 
Both loved the charming city of Ostend 

So if you see Ann in Belgium somewhere 
She's easy to spot for she loves being there

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