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We dug up King James from out of his grave -n- cut off his hands -n- placed them in sh*t, then rewrote his scripture -n- told Jesus never to let Judas get close enough to kiss him, slapped the sh*t out of Da Vinci, until he drew Jesus proper picture, melted those 30 pieces of silver -n- made a chain, sporting that thief, that died on the cross crucifixion, f*ck man, for it’s God who provide us with his provisions, slit the throat of Pontius Pilate, then get the head up off of Mary Magdalene in private, I’ve been struck by lightning and by a comet, walking bare footed through camel’s vomit, teaching Paul -n- Peter Science, over in Mecca in a cave, with Prophet Muhammad reading Quran, while he laid there unconscious, while the Angel Jibrel continued to comment, while the wind from Heaven talked to me, as if it was my conscience, don’t read those scriptures, they’re nonsense written by the Devil -n- his accomplice, religions -n- lies, look what they’ve accomplished, criminals -n- convicts -n- racial bigots, forgive me for being priggish, since y’all want to celebrate it, how about I give every woman in the world a big d*ck for Christmas, we’re all created equal, but different, we’re all dutiful -n- beautiful, but our beliefs -n- understandings are refutable, God spoke to me, so in return I speak to you.
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