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Ants In Your Pants

Ants In Your Pants

Ever wonder why we giggle

How exactly does it start

What makes it uncontrollable

Perhaps it's a silly fart

You see a goofy stranger

Like a dude from outer space

Before you can say Frank N. Stein

You're falling on your face

Giggles are quite intangible

You can't buy them at the store

Worth buckets full of greenbacks

Some gold and so much more

You're in a state of euphoria

Trying to stay calm but can't

It's a tonic for whatever ails you

When ants get in your pants

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Deborah Evans

Hi Β Jack Ha Ha Great write had me gigglingΒ 
You are so good at these funny tales
keep them coming my friendΒ Β 
Love n hugs Debs xx
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Jack Ellison

Hello dear Debs, my faithful friend from across the sea!!! You are always so sweet... big hugs and much love... Canada Jack xxx

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Jack Ellison

Yup!!! Sprayed them down there and it looked like I peed... and I was just going out to a fancy dressed ball! EMBARRASED??? Love ya Lisa Lady xxx

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