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AOC

AOC

She is Powerful

She is Dangerous

She is Amazing

Why?

AOC was a bartender before she was elected to congress
She only has a BA degree with little work history and
almost no qualifications to hold the position she does.

Capitalism has not always existed in the world and will not always exist in the world.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Idealism - is paved with good intent
but so is the pathway to hell

Are we as a society so stupid
that we allow ourselves
to enable a person to
hold power that has
absolutely no logic
or credibility in the initiatives
she proposes

WTF

I am applying to be a barista at Starbucks Today
so maybe tomorrow
I can be elected to the Senate
I am not as cute as
she is though...................

Yet I do hold two Masters degrees
and my wife says
I have
a nice
ASS...............................

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sparrowsong

Hello Greg...

You're hired!

You've got my vote!

I do have a few questions though, of course...

What are your thoughts about Israel?

Are you going to raise taxes for the illegals and criminals?

Wait, a criminal and illegal isn't the same thing in the U.S. correct?

What you say today could change in ten years right?

I just wanted to know before I elect you...

Before you answer make sure you fit the costume to get in...

Good Luck!

Remember...

Corruption Corruption Corruption the only standards you actually need for that department...

Remember the people who liked you before you were elected will hate you become President and if you try and protect us...

Don't do that!!

Great write!

Thank you for sharing...

Hugs...

Feathers

P.S. Foreigners will hate you too...

I think that's enough briefing for one evening...

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sparrowsong

P.S. The tax question is for the support of...

I'm still trying to figure out how they pay taxes...

Any ideas?

I wonder what the media is going to say?

Becareful, they might get so excited that you'll be number 130...

?????

Next you'll be on Stephen Colbert drinking Tequila...

Call a Cab...

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