Apple Macbook Pro Update Process

Fortune Cookie Maxim Minimizes
(alternately titled “markedly welcome matt and luke warm john.”)

i agonizingly dutifully didst wait
to distract anticipatory anxiety,
(analogous to an expectant father)
while protracted procedure promised
nothing short of a millennium

whereby echoing thru the corridors of time
olly olly gluten free ranging NON GMO, oxen
oiled lubricated cloven hoof
nsync cup aided toot tune to clacking choppers
activated after this chap dialed up favorite eats

using latest vaunted communications device
(forced to shout over din o'er
loud grumbling within bowel
of abdominal anatomical beast)

commenced manifold upon ordering repast
magically appeared, low
and behold an appetizer tete a tete
via tony Apple iPhone X   256 GB   
Silver Verizon amazing piece de resistance, 

sans technological fetes
with CDMA/GSM ring tones,
where a pleasant fecund female bot tilled voice didst greet
prepping, priming, promoting
Crowded house special of the Green day

dis "FAKE" kin lister eagerly
awaited: salivating, simulating sexual soothing
sans savory souffle
the first culinary orgasmic savory dish,
after aye parked, positioned, and plunked gluteus

near swinging doors leading into kitchen,
where this word maven strategically
dip posited said maximus to attempt
futile gastronomic endeavor

tum maximize tempering torturous tenacious
devastatingly deadly assault steaming enemy
disarmed disguised, and dismantled,
resplendent redolent redoubt
digitally remastering nondiscerning indistinct aromas

to supper esse overwhelming paroxysms to gorge
putting a ritzy lid on heated fiery dogged
craving powder milk dog biscuits
(an impossible mission), where oozing,
licking, insinuating filaments

commingled as cutthroat nemesis cooly whipped
devastatingly weeknd x2c;
wickedly wafting, seducing, satiating, and salivating
courtesy olfactory foramen, deflecting incessant onslaughts
induced famished fellow to reevaluate, relinquish,

and revisit his Weltanschauung soup per bowl, 
while simultaneously commandeering cutlery
to attack, besiege, conquer
condemning delegate of China ware without tea zing,

thence indiscriminately marshaling choppers
to set up base camp at Oral-B
(heeding flying pie warnings, where shewing
should desserts foe ment Hunger)

eggs sauce er baited onslaught of herbaceous,
fabulous delicious culinary cuisine aromatic eats
thoroughly teasing growling stomach
steeping interminable suspenseful,
seven star Michelin magicians

empowered to transform most anything (such
as bilge water, road kill or septic tank)
gourmet experienced huckster longingly horny
doubled as famished Norwegian Bachelor farmer,

equating odoriferous garbage truck on par suckling swollen teats
patience caved to restrain noshing
impaling his strict credo on dustbin of his story
never again ass chew gnawing
even knuckles sandwich of fingers or toes

squishy human digits texture of imported dates
which hunger pangs lesson,
do justice doth minimally satiate afterwards,
a restauranteur hoof hall hues highbrow opinion,
hence a short survey about ambience, yours truly will rate

perhaps unwise of an every Jimmy John Joe gourmand
tubby biased after an apple ala carte blanch
preceded with delicious hors d'oeuvre high marks
more nerve wracking than going on a blind date.
And of course with enticing forkful of flagrant food
Beep ping Update complete disrupted first mouthful.