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Apple v Chocolate ??

Apple v Chocolate ??

Eating an apple each day keeps the Doctor away
Well when I was just a young lass that’s what they used to say
Now we know fruit is good for you so that made sense in a way
But if I had to choose between apples and chocolate well I’d eat chocolate anyday

You see munching on an apple doesn’t do anything for me 
I mean one wouldn’t dunk an apple into a nice cup of tea
Yet chocolate comes in so many different shapes and sizes
Milk coated chocolate biscuits are my favourite appetizes

So until I get told otherwise I will scoff my chocolate everyday 
Yes I will give it up if my Doctor does say
But hopefully I will stay fit and healthy and just walk my calories away
As I’m looking in the mirror my chocolate is causing me dismay

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Jill Tait

Awww u r just like ne my lovely Cherie ❤️?❤️?❤️

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Jill Tait

Awwww OMG I lurv Chocolate!!!????

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Being Me

Chocolate! Mmmmmm....chocolate. Warm, sticky sweet chocolate that lines the throat perfectly. I know we should eat healthy things like apples but given the choice between apples or chocolate then I am afraid chocolate wins hands down. ??? x

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Jill Tait

Yup me too agreed ?❤️?❤️

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