Aside From That

Think today's gonna be a good one
Not really feeling all that bad
Except pains in my legs and arms
And my back aches just a tad

Oh forgot to mention my sinuses
They've been acting up of late
My eyesight isn't what it used to be
And lately my hearing's not great

I try to ignore the pains in my knees
All my joints are starting to squeak
Recently lost some feeling in my fingers
Been constipated for about a week

Developed a large boil on my bum
That bothers me a lot when I sit
Have quite a problem with my dentures
They're false but not a great fit

Aside from that, I'm feeling quite fine
But I suffer from a mental problem
I must keep taking my pills every day
Sure can't go a day without 'em