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Ask For A Trick-We Will Treat You With Wax

Ask For A Trick-We Will Treat You With Wax

Tomorrow, when the doorbell rings;
Costumed children, the night will bring!
β€œTrick or Treat”, they will loudly yell;
Sometimes β€œTrick”, a Grinch will tell!
.
The younger ones will turn and run;
But the more mature, will have some fun!
They will find some windows, on his house or car;
And with wax candles, their surface mar!
.
I write this from true experience;
How stingy people, we would recompense!
So if you don’t want your house attacked;
Throw lots of candy, in the goblin’s sacks!
.
.
Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β Trick or Treat they say
Β  Β  Β  Β  Send them not empty away
Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β Or you’ll dearly pay

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Larry Ran

My Dear John,

Speaking of spirits, I have invented a new "bobbing for apples" game, where the bucket is filled with gin.

Peace and Love,
Larry xxx

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Greg Etsell

happy Halloween to you LINDA LARRY LOVE YOU BOTH watch out for the
ghost in your life thay came at midnight he he ha ha he he

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Larry Ran

Dear Greg,

We love you too.Β  Very funny.Β Β 
Actually, our large bowl of candy bars went untouched last night, as, unbelievably, not one trick or treater showed up at our new residence.Β 
Oh well, guess that's "candy" over the dam.

Love,
Linda and Larry xxx

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Greg Etsell

that sad you didn't have any kids last night but its the changing world
parents just don't feel safe any more letting kids go out thay have partys at home or you can go to the mall where it is safe it not like it was when you and IΒ  were kids Β 

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Larry Ran

Our Dear Lisa,

What a bummer!Β  Some "assholes", disguised as human beings, ruined Halloween for everyone in your town.Β Β 
We were looking forward to lots of trick or treaters at our door last night, but now, unlike our townhouse last year, we live in an apartment complex, and our doorbell did not ring once.Β  We were so sad.
Thank you for your powerful comment.

All our love,
Linda and Larry xxx

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Tony Taylor

Big smiles!!....Grandiose memories.....thanx for the ride brother!!.......Clever boy!!......??.......tony ?

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Larry Ran

My Dear Tony,

Great memories for sure.Β  Try and screw with us, and we gave you a real "wax job".Β  We had learned that soaping windows was kids play, for it could be so easily washed off.Β  But wax, that was for us seasoned veterans.

Love youm
Lar xxx

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