Attention Seeker

Attention seeker
You are so vexatious 
Type the question you have into Google 
Don't write it as your status

Attention seeker
Look deep into to your own soul
Trying to disguise attention seeking 
When you're as transparent as a goldfish bowl

Attention seeker
You're just one of many I've met
Trying to live your life to impress others 
Soon all you'l feel is emptiness & regret

Attention seeker
Never content
Why does the world have to revolve around you?
From me you'l get no compliment

Attention seeker
When will it end?
Topless selfie shots on Facebook every day
You're such a bell end

Attention seeker
Trying to act so clever, big and tall
When your as skinny as rake
And as thick as a castle wall

Attention seeker 
You're so full of shit
No one will believe your stories anymore 
Even if they're legit 

Attention seeker 
No one cares about the too thick chain around your neck
You look like a Chav mate
It's fake too, just like you, and we won't forget

Attention seeker 
Some of the lies you've told
That one about seeing us from your hang glider???
​​​​I'll be telling that one to my grandkids when I'm old

Attention seeker
You're sucking up my soul
Just like the Grim Reaper
As annoying as techno music from a tinny sounding Bluetooth speaker