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Aussie Summer aka Hell’s other home!

Aussie Summer aka Hell’s other home!

The road’s almost melting
My hair’s wringing wet
My shirt is stuck to me
I’m dripping in sweat

My eyes are so squintedΒ 
My skin starts to burn
Where is my hat?
I never will learn

It’s Summer in QueenslandΒ 
Like Hell when it’s cool
I’m knocking off early
I’m breaking the rules

I’ll pass by the Bottlo
And pick up my pack
Then jump in the pool
S’truth mate, I’ll drink to that!
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Jack Ellison

LOL Can just imagine! We all have our cross to bear! Here in Canada, one week ago, high temps were roughly -10F... this week +50F range... today's high... +7F!!!Β Β  CHEERS!!!

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