Autumn In The Air - Hooray

Respite from punishing
heat wave - yay
which above line,
could "speak" volumes,

and be a stand alone poem
offering readers
a reprieve nsync
whence roasting, sultry,

and torpid unpleasant
weather since yesterday
boot such brevity,
would disallow

me to extemporize,
but more importantly today
this intrepid word
smith doth "say,"

he would never
wanna miss trodding,
the formerly (golden
in their heyday now sketchy),

sections of said roadway,
now where digital electronic
rustily hinged, abandoned,
and gated haunting quay

a throwback, when
private manned schooners
(shaped like a beer stein),
perhaps headed to Uruguay

could ply outlying
waters of cyberspace,
why... just yesterday
when my troubles

did not seem so far away
versus this present opportunity
to risk live and limb
(and Kong like wrath

of my reed ding fans)
while getting way
laid "traveling as
Wilburys soul survivor

foreign ancient groupie,"
the dangerous, derelict, and dicey
dubiously dotting dilapidated,
dark corners information

super high way,
thus yours truly
doth not heed,
but flaunts like some cray

zee (NOT RICH, NOR ASIAN),
but rather some gray
beard (grizzled), curmudgeon
figuratively gnarled, toothless,

and weatherbeaten lackaday
lay about good for nothing
mellow flew wuss depraved
('cept mebbe "robbing"

precious and special time
of some bachelor
farmer from Norway)
all the above

essentially wrote for naught
merely (as diversion) to comment,
how this September day wrought
ascent o' fought

(a scent oh aught) tum caught
me wear'n a corduroy
long sleeve shirt since...aye taut
a "FAKE" hungry

Grimm gimlet eyed trumpeting lout,
germane Don apprenticed
how to become cannibalizing
(without accountability) fuhrer,

(and lastly rendering enemies
into sweet tasting sauerkraut),
this while learning das dialect
(tickle) Matt speak,
(which took me a lifetime),
this preceding the
quirky invention of the umlaut!