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Back End Emmissions

Back End Emmissions

My back end emissions have yet to reach
Point eight on the Richter Scale
A magnitude that easily destroys large buildings
Or drives locomotives off the rail

Most of the time they're silent but deadly
The kind that can make people mute
I've also heard that a man in Kansas City
Let one fly and it blew off his suit

Now that's what I call a powerful emission
Hope one day to blow a point eight
I'll be able to rest with my life's work done
Sure hope it doesn't trigger a quake!

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Lucas Lazar

An explosive poem, but as well we feel today all people think and who yearn for a better world, I am convinced that humanity gallops mad as this tiny Australian rodent into the abyss of uncertainty, fear and desolation of the just absolute, for convenience we are fooled, we were selfish, and now it is too late.

A hug.

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Jack Ellison

LOL! Your english is quite eloquent on a very delicate subject!!! Cheers, Canada Jack

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