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BAD DAY AT THE ZOO

The moody camel is getting the hump today 
Meanwhile the neck of the giraffe is in the way
Our elephant has unfortunately lost his trunk 
No patterns were visible on the small skunk 

The owl at night really didn't give a hoot 
In reply the cow didn't moo and followed suit 
No barking noise was given by the family dog 
No croaking sound was heard from the frog 

As you can see all the animals and the birds too
Are having a bad day that's certainly very true 
Makes it very stressful for the keeper of the zoo
Now he's noticed the panda isn't eating bamboo

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