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Bah Humbug

Bah Humbug

updated to a third verse on request x

Bah humbug to all the bad-tempered people, the miserable mortality..locking theirselves away from all this festive whimsicality.. Christmas only comes but once a year, whilst it’s good tidings for one’s soul, gladdening with the getting togetherness, gaiety and well being on the whole 

To all you anti-Christmas worshipper’s, it’s not too late to change your minds, hundreds of shops are still open with presents in abundance of all kinds..don yourself a festive jumper perhaps one with Santa on his sleigh, then join in all the jovialities ready for the big special day..invite some friends or family, cook up some al la carte, delight them with your company to show you’ve had a change of heart..Scrooge is a nasty name, you’ve been called it once or twice, stop hating the season of good will, this isn’t very nice, why be all melodramatic, and get yourself in on the thrill, full of frolicking fun being an x-mas fanatic

Who know’s you may enjoy yourself that much and love it all, that next Christmas you will be wearing a Santa suit sitting in the local shopping mall.. with little tiny tots sat precariously on your knee, telling you their Santa presents lists as nervous as can be.. such a changed man from the one you were before, ranting on at last years festivities coz thats when you were a bore.. Well done Mr Santa Claus that once was such a moaner, you’ve made yourself Mr. Nice guy with that cheerful persona

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Katina Woodruff...

I could feel the humor through the sarcasm. However, the last part of it seemed to be more of a rant, then a plea for others to join the season. I did like the picture, as I was reading, I couldn't help but to notice that looking at the pig's behind was starting to bother me. I don't know why. I would add more sarcasm, maybe just one more stanza or two. There is a lot in the poem to like. I have a hard time writing poems with humor. To make someone laugh in your creation is a talent. Good work, now bring Santa back for the final scene. 

Favorite Part: 

Christmas only comes but once a year, whilst it’s good tidings for one’s soul, gladdening with the getting togetherness, gaiety and well-being on the whole 

Left me wanting to continue reading... (give us more, please). 

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Jill Tait

Awww thanks luv but iv made too many santa ones now xx

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Jill Tait

Katina another verse added just for you, Santa too, hope u enjoy luv ????

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