Poem -
Balls out against the Nazi's
4th of June on a beautiful day
the EDL fascists thought they'd have their say.
In a Bristol park the Nazi's thought to march;
but they should of checked their days.
4th of June is world naked cycling day.
Evil rhetoric thwarted,
as a flabby guy farted,
with his tackle dangling free;
Face it you'll not get much attention
compared to swinging tits and dicks.
The wonderful absurd will take the day.
I love my country,
but the EDL would never get the way.
I love that we can beat fascists,
by getting our bits out to have our say.
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Hahahaha!
I've been planning on booking a trip to England, Nigel. In fact, I was already supposed to have gone to London and had a flat rented for five days. But my dad's passing caused me to cancel that trip.
I'll be going next year (Lord willing!), so it sounds like June fourth is as good a time as any.
I'll be in Bristol Park with bells on that day.
Oh, and all of my clothes too, heh-heh-heh...
~Dean (No "o")
Hi Dean,
This one actually gets better. After writing this and sharing it I found out that today in London there was another far right march going on which, at one point had to cross one of the London bridges. At the crossing point a bunch of slightly flabby naked middle aged blokes wearing Viking helmets and nothing else rode past on pushbikes raising their Viking helmets and saying "Good day".
This country can be barking mad but nobody will remember a single one of those evil dickheads words. Sometimes barking mad works.
Aside though my friend I am very sorry to hear of your fathers passing. From my own experience it takes a long time to deal. However if you do make it to these shores please let me know. At the very least I have to show you Coldfall woods in Finchley.
Cheers mate,
Nigel.
Holy Hangin' Rot Root, Batman!
Streaking used to be a popular phenomena here in the 70's. But I don't think it's practiced too much anymore.
When I am headed your way I'll look you up, Nigel.
Promise.
Coldfall in Finchley sounds fine to me. I'll bring my charcoal and sketchpad and take some impressions from the tombstones in the St. Pancras and Islington Cemeteries.
Take care,
~Dean :)
LOL!! LOL!!..... you are such a cool individual SIR NIGEL!!..... your stories..... your writings.....well......'nuff said!!......thanx so much for sharing so much of your life with us all my friend...... Living vicariously through this experience of yours...... brought a much needed smile to my face this day!!.................Thanks so much for being groovy!!....... much Love to you and yours!!.......T xo ??✴❤❤✴???
Thank you so much Tony,
It is a shame I couldn't find a picture that had any of the slack jawed skinheads in shot. They were all stood there with "What the f*ck" all over there faces. Seems that very few people had cameras on them!
Could be a whole new movement;
Naked Against Nazi's
Nude not Nasty etc.etc.
Cheers mate,
Nigel
Hello Nigel...
New meaning to Don't Sweat The Small Stuff?
?
Great fun write!
Thank you for sharing...
Hugs...
sparrowsong
Thank You wonderful Sparrowsong,
I love that the wonderful eccentricity of my country can keep making me smile.
Nigel
Great funny write Nigel, I haven't been to London in awhile, never saw that back in the day..lol Are they 'wankers'????...lol
Um, no faith. England is a very strange place. But it has it's limits. Being naked on pushbikes, steeling the fascists thunder, is perfectly ok in law. If they were wanking, which means masturbation, they would of probably been arrested.
Would of been funny though.
Glad it made you laugh,
Nigel
OOPs sorry, I didn't know it meant that!! I've heard the saying, I should have googled it...LOL
the picture has escaped my brain...lol