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Bankrupt

Bankrupt

A man used to own half of a Piggly Wiggly Store.
But because of a girl, he doesn't own it anymore.
She was half his age and she only cared about his money.
She spent all of his cash and he had to file for bankruptcy.

She didn't give a damn about him but that was something he couldn't see.
When all of his cash was gone, so was she.
He wanted her because she was a hot babe but he didn't get her.
He let her spend all of his money and he should've known better.

(This is based on a true story.)

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