BARBER BARBER

Barber barber please cut my hair
Make me bald I don't really care
Maybe add me some dreadlocks so people stare
Alternatively you could make it cuddly like a teddy bear

Barber barber please shave my chin
It's out of control I wouldn't know where to begin
Please be careful of my ageing skin
You can put all the unwanted bristles in the bin

Barber barber thanks for my new look and style
The thirty minute wait has been worthwhile
I'm sure it will make all the ladies smile
They will form a queue in an orderly file