Poem -

Bedeviled By Fatigue

Bedeviled By Fatigue

Assumption begot,
that cumulative generations
bred tiredness weariness zap
ping ability to remain awake,

nope even enough energy
to feign opening maw mouth
evincing a yap,
and if equipped

with smartphone app viz whatsapp
would shear lee ask ewe
if Androids dream of electric sheep,
but limited options,

asper talking via two lipped gap
reduce modes to communicate
keeping shut tight denture
"FAKE" toothed trap

affixed to gums
by (James) bonding agent
necessitating manual finagling -
careful NOT to snap
dentures, thus

leaving garbled speaking
where gum shunned rattletrap
disallowing articulation,
enunciation and pronunciation,

making worthy words
sound like discombobulated pap
hoping to convey tiredness affliction,
sans this poe whim, whereby i map

imagining yielding curling (catlike)
upon ample sized maternal lap
whether gentile,
or Jewish princess i.e. Jap

pan knees, which above
quasi Semitic iteration hap
puns tubby what occurred to me
for no particular rhyme or reason

hoping ya ponied mental effort
to breeze thru my sad dulled verse
with neigh saying
horsesense to giddyap
whereupon woebegone

sleepiness could perk me up -
if ye could purchase
far me a large frap
pa chin oh otherwise

fate twill point this chap
to Google search how to buck up vitality
vis a visa deer lee sought app.

 

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